|It's merely a suggestion, anyway.|
It all starts when I have to take evasive action. There are some horrible drivers out there. People do not know how to merge. Just so we’re clear, it’s like a zipper. You drive in your lane as long as possible, then it’s one car from each merging lane. One from Column A, one from Column B, until we’ve zipped that zipper all the way TF up. People who merge too soon and are just as bad as people who merge too late and they all need to be taken out back and shot.
Kidding. Road rage is a real thing and you have to be careful. Don't be out there trying to teach lessons in ethics with two tons of deadly metal. That's not your job.
Namaste, bitches. We out.
Namaste. Again. Pinky swear.