Him: Who is that actress from "Friends?"
Her: Jennifer Aniston. Courtney Cox. Lisa Kudrow?
Him: Yeah, the spacey one.
Her: Lisa Kudrow.
Him: What was that movie she was in, about high school . . . .?
Her: Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.
Him: Yeah. God, you're good.
Her: Yeah. This is what I know instead of things that are important.
Him: Which one was she--Romy?
Her: She was Michelle. Mira Sorvino was Romy. God.
Him: And she's related to Nicolas Cage?
Her: No, she's Paul Sorvino's daughter.
Him: Where do I know him from, again? The Godfather?
Her: Goddamnit. Goodfellas. <sighs impatiently>
Her: I could have cured cancer with this mind.
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I fantasize that there will come a day when a terrorist takes an office building hostage and the only thing that will save them is whether someone in the group knows who did "Dancin' in the Moonlight." And I will come forward and say "King Harvest." Roll credits.
|Let's make it a true Daily Double, Alex.|